Green Olive never clocked in. Never will. Minimum labor, maximum sophistication.

Brunch on Tuesdays. Gym at 11 AM. Family in "exports." The kind of life where making introductions is a passion, DJing is work, and crypto is just something you got into early. Green Olive orders premium slices at 3 AM, never checks the prices, and always tips cash.

Passive income looks good on you, and so will the Green Olive black cotton tee.